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themightyhelicopter asked:
Pffsh, I'm not jealous of him. As his Team Leader, I'm simply looking after him, it's my job. A meeting? What, are you gonna set up a dinner with candles?

You’re rather close, actually. Something like that had crossed my mind.

themightyhelicopter asked:
Oh yeah, I've seen your /romantic/ spark. Keep it away from Rotorstorm's and everything is well.

I think I understand now.

You’re jealous of him, aren’t you? Well, I’m sure you and I could arrange a..meeting.

themightyhelicopter asked:
I'm.. I'm a little confused. I could've never guessed that /you/ are a sucker for sweets and company. So romantic.

Ah, right on the mark, hmhmhm. Truly, I’m a romantic at spark. You and your friends didn’t get a chance to see that side of me during your…visit on Garrus-9.

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rogue-lord replied to your post: My advice? When you go for the brain nodule, it’s best to scramble it up first before you dig in.
“I’m a “brains” kind of guy in more ways then you think, heh. They’re quite tasty, I might add.

“Mmm.” Pipes doesn’t bother hiding the disgust from his voice. “You know, I could say that I’m somewhat surprised but… no, I’m really not surprised at all.”

Then abruptly, he brightens. “Whoah, Overlord, pal of mine, have I got a friend for you. It sounds like you and an insecticon I met recently got a lot to talk about.” Pipes pings Overlord with Shrapnel’s frequency. “You two are going to get on like a house on fire. Let me know how it guys, eh big guy?”

“Shrapnel…? The name sounds familiar. So he has similar tastes, hm?” Overlord rubs his chin thoughtfully. “Perhaps I should…invite him to dinner, ahahaha!”

themightyhelicopter asked:
You do realize I'm more than a little skeptical of your words. You should leave all of us alone, especially Rotorstorm.

I’m not surprised.The truth is, I just want him for company, someone to talk to and eat sweets with. It seems he understands me a little bit better than most, and it…intrigues me.

themightyhelicopter asked:
You're lying. I don't care how you do it but take a distance.

Ahahaha, despite my reputation, I’m telling you the truth. You see, Rotorstorm and I have a date scheduled, and he’s agreed to it on the condition that I leave you and the rest of his buddies alone.

themightyhelicopter asked:
You better keep your hands off of Rotorstorm and leave him alone.

Leave him alone? I can’t keep him off of me.

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